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Nak masuk tahun baru ni...muka blog pun needs a lift up :-)

Bye Bye Blog Oct 2012 Backwards...apa punya ayat!

Oh Chong Wei....

Oh Chong Wei...kenapa laa kau kalah huhuhu if not sure Najib announce 17 Aug 2012 cuti umum, terus raya sakan!..hehehhe..camana laa nak menang, dok harap menang dapat cutikan..eh come on laa sure ramai yang cam i kan...Lagipun dok aim Baskin Robins..tapi tu pun conflict of interest, while ramai Malaysian dok doa Chong Wei menang, boss Baskin sure dok kata dalam hati..jangan laa ko menang CW. Well, takdir tetap takdir but he did give his best shots kan..sapa yang main tak nak menang, semua nak menang tu. I feel we are still the best, despite having 28millions, we manage to find 1 Lee Chong Wei, China yang besaq gedabaq tu 1.3billion baru je dapat 1 Lin Dan, if Malaysia 1.3billion eleh...setakat 10 Lin Dan tu senang je kita carik.

Actually tak berapa suka Lin Dan tu..sebab muka dia cam sombong semacam je...nyampah daaa... oppsss..bad words but thats how i feellllllll... Chong Wei on the other hand, memang humble. Menang pun rilex je...
Congrats to you Chong Wei.  You make us proud!

U Punya Tempat Ke Ni?

Location: Surau Office
Me: (pointing to an empty place with sejadah rolled out), 
Me: "Hi, U punya tempat ke?"
LadyBlur: "Taktau Taktau Taktau..."
Me: (dalam hati) Soalan senang pun taktau jawab ka..It was like Yes or No!!!! Ye atau Tak!!!


Then somehow it reminds me back on the old days...Saleman datang jual masa lunch.  He said "Kakak..." My answer was.."Takmau Takmau Takmau..." I was also blurred!!! I didnt give him a chance to explain.  Teruknya. At least i could hear and thereafter i said "Tak Nak, Terima Kasih"


What goes around comes around


I got to change! I will change

Geram Dengan Periuk Ni!

*Sigh*, i havent been updating my blog for such a long time...! Anyway saja nak share my new item in collection, i dah ada periuk pink!! PINK PINK..added colors to my kitchen.  Actually tak perlu pun nak beli periuk but it was on 50% off, how could i avoid?  So in the end terpersona la dengan bisikan Tuan Syaitan Shopping. 

Hancur PhotobookKu

Here i am sorting the pix and placing it superbly on the photobook software when my lil sis came from behind and commented... "Ewww...boringnya, takde art langsung! The pictures all look the same"


Well hello dearie sis, tak nampak ke pictures tu semua lain haa..perhaps its nearing to 1am, so her sights cant be trusted that muchkan....anyway her comments cuts deep to my own eyes.  Ni yang aku tak tahan ni..so because of that 'simplisiti' comments, i pun plan to restart the photobook again!!! Yup2..start right after i blog about this...Huhuhu...bertahun aku buat haa..ye laa since oct2011 till apr2012 so makan 2 tahun laa kan...


Thank god i didnt take a day off like my friend to complete the album else i'll be screaming down my throat!!


This is my artwork...is it that bad?? I'll post after i discover the 'art' soul in my heart later..opps..the art soul in my brain!!

Ever Wonder Why?

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? 

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.

EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Menyampah Ngan Pak Itam

Menyampah, meluat and geramnya baca paper depan Berita semalam! In the month of November and December, bersepah-sepah cerita pasal Awang Hitam @ Pak Itam @ Negro @ Warga Afrika.  Please laa kerajaan Malaysia, bukak mata sket.  Stop focusing on politics! Focus on the people!


I just don't understand why these people are still around us! Patutnya dah start ada statistics about their crime and modus operation, do something.  Curb or better still, ban je terus dari datang Malaysia.  Blacklist passport.  Kadang-kadang aku puzzle betul laa..pendatang punya laa berduyun2 kat Malaysia ni! Kalau warga Afrika ni, satu block kat Mentari Court Sunway tu diaorang punya.  Diaorang ni dah laa kurang ajaq, kasaq, kerek and manjang perasan macho ala-ala handsome walhal muka cam air acaq bak kata orang Kedah! Malaysia dah full of pendatang tanpa izin.  Even Africans ni pun sama laa.. cuma guna pas pelajar, Indon guna pas lawatan, China guna pas pelancong, Mynmar guna pas pelarian.  Yang kita dok laa bayaq tax tiap2 bulan cover diaorang ni semua kat tahanan tu.  Buang duit betul.  Patutnya book satu kapal, hantaq je shipment ke country diaorang.  Then send the bill tu embassy.  Baru laa ada akal sket kerajaan diaorang nak pantau warga haprak diaorang ni.


Since kemasukkan warga asing yang non stop daily for the past 10-12 years ago, macam2 problems diaorang bawak.  Penyakit yang dah lama takde cam tibi and kusta dah start balik. Hepatitis meningkat.  Dadah, mencuri, merompak, ragut, culik, pelacuran, rogol, baby buang kat hospital even country kita pun dah jadi kotor. What's becoming of Malaysia in 20 years to come? Huhu sedihnya.  Stop jadi Malaysia serba boleh, serba OK, stop being nice for once. Kita Melayu sibuk sangat bersopan padahal orang lain tak pernah bersopan dengan kita!


Penguatkuasa...Imigresen/Polis/KDN and those related, please laa.. do your jobs properly, jangan laa terbeli dek warga asing ni.  Semua ni akan come back to your children or your generation.  Buka mata, buka minda..kalau masih sayangkan Malaysia ni, jaga laa 'Malaysia'.

"Marah rakan ditahan ketika Operasi Ajar 
http://www.hmetro.com.my/articles/200AwangHitamkepunganggotapenguatkuasa/Article

Jangan Marah Ye, Majikan 5 Bibik 4

Hehehe...tu laa sms yang aku send kat ex-maid aku, hangit je dia baca.  


Alhamdulillah, syukur Malaysia Menang lawan Indonesia di Sukan Sea XXVI 2011 beating Indonesia 4-3 via penalty kick at Stadium Gelora Bung Karno, Jakarta, Indonesia..  Aku memang nak sangat Malaysia menang, dalam hati dok doa mintak-mintak 2-1.  I'm not a fanatic football fan...actually tak kuasa pun nak tengok bola tapi bila time2 camni yang ada game gempak, tengok gak la.  


Bukan apa babe, geram sangat dengan kesombongan geng Indonesia yang asyik dok boo Malaysia.  Ape hal yang dok boo, kita tak pernah pun buat benda tak baik kat negara korang.  Yang dok dengki sangat apa hal...Korang tsunami kami tolong, korang kena earthquake kami tolong, korang datang sini pun kami tolong supply keja.


Tapi in the end, aku jatuh kesian kat pasukan Indon sebab dengan tiba-tiba stadium kosong.  Kalau ye pun pasukan korang kalah, tunggu laa for the sake of team spirit, ni tidak belah terus.  Takde sporting spirit langsung.  And that what makes Malaysian so different.  We work as a team, we go as a team, we win as a team and we also go down as one team.  Malaysia Boleh!!


Anyway credit nak kasi kat captain Baddrol yang cool saja all the way and for the final kick yang kemas.  Apek pun outstanding.  Yang lain2, you did a great job as one team and kitaorang memang proud habis laa...


Siap bertrumpet kami satu rumah tadi...hehhehhehe...and tiba2 dibalas dengan bumi dentuman bomb belakang rumah...tempat mat2 indon lepak.. hahahaha

Doctor oh Doctor

When the virus gets you..it means it really GETS you. Do you get what i mean well..of course you do!  I was playing orchestra all the way for the past 2 weeks! And my whole family has turn into choir singer as well..


Scene1
Day 1 (tuesday)
Me: Dari malam tadi i demam, morning ni demam lagi doc dah makan ubat. Air asam jawa pun dah minum sejug. Sakit tekak and coughing dah kurang but i don't feel good sakit semua badan. Nose blocked sebelah.Temp around 38.5C
Doc: (checking my temp), tak demam.
Me: (lerr dah cakap makan ubat tadi). 
Doc: (check dada), ok saya bagi awak ubat batuk and selsema, mengantuk punya takpe?
Me: Boleh
Doc: Esok u makan sekali je since u keja
Me: Ok, so today saya nak mintak MC
Doc: Tak pergi keja today?
Me: (Doc, ko tengok laa time dah 11am, bagi pun ubat sleepy nak keja mende)
Me: Tak kot doc, nak makan ubat and tidor
Doc: Ok


Day3 (thursday)
Coughing non stop...blocked nose, sakit tekak semua ada
Me: Doc, batuk makin teruk, bila petang ke malam je demam
Doc: Yes, i bagi ubat batuk tu to let our semua yang ada kat dalam
Me: Tapi tak tahan, kat office lagi teruk
Doc: Yes of course sebab aircond.  U makan sekali je kan ubat?
Me: (Eh doc ni, nama pun bagi ubat yang sleepy, suruh  akan makan sekali kalau time keja, apesal yang tak kasi aku 2 days MC)
Me: Saya dah tak tahan, saya makan juga 2 kali tapi still teruk
Doc: I bagi antibiotic
Me: Nak MC today
Doc: (muka tak puas hati sambil senyum sumbing) Ok


My Friend (Another Doc)
My friend: I feel weak and this morning i have fever, i've taken some paracetamol
Doc: Oh..(checking the temperature)..emm.. oh only 36.8C
My friend: Can i get an MC for today
Doc: Oh no no, you can still work..only around 6pm, you will start your fever again.  Whole night you will have fever.  So tomorrow you come here, i'll give you MC
My friend: (my god! Bagi je laa today, esok i can work if i rest today)


Moral of the story: Nak jumpa doctor, kalau dah demam jangan makan ubat pergi time masa heat betul2,...baru laa they have some senses to rasa belas kasihan nak bagi kita rest at home. If not, they want you to keep coming. Mentang2 laa only they can produce MC. Hey, the bills aint cheap these days..Harapnya ada laa anak aku yang jadi doctor..emm..tapi time tu its too late for me to ask for MC dah huhuhu

dr google

I Need A Face Lift!

Macam biasa laa...dah boring tengok daily, tukar muka baru laa..
Bubbye Muka lama...

Frustnya!

Frust, tak syok, rasa tak best, ralat semua ada...
Last weekend i went scouting for land.  Me and hubby, planning to build our dream house from scratch. Nak dapat area KL, paham je laa land mana nak ada and if ada dah cecah juta.  Area dah cun perhaps in 10 years, ada rezeki lebih boleh la kami buat magic...tiba-tiba tadi bila received call kata dah sold out.  Adoi sedihnya, We're late by few hours je! Dah laa lepas balik scouting tu otak dah dok khayal nak buat kitchen camni, landscaping camana, bedroom nak berapa..., bathroom concept apa..berangan tak sudah alih-alih memang angan mat jenin rupanya! Frustnyaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Itu laa betul cam tazkirah yang i listen to this week, rezeki itu adalah something which u already taken meaning, yang dah di'makan'.  Funnykan term dia. Maksudnya, rezeki can be in any form. Let say duit di dalam poket kita, belum diconsider as rezeki sebabnya at any time, duit tu boleh menjadi rezeki orang lain perhaps keta kita rosak, so duit tu jadi rezeki mechanic yang perbaiki kereta kita or perhaps kita demam so duit tu jadi rezeki doctor.  Same goes duit dalam bank, andai kita mati, duit tu adalah rezeki waris kita.
In other words, if its not meant to be yours tak payah buat apa laa...menangis air mata darah pun tak boleh tukarkan realitinya.


Huhuhu...

Alamak, Boss Nak Add You in FB

What do you do when your boss wants to add you in his FB?
Why on earth would he wants to add me?
Doesn't a general manager has better things to do..
I mean like checking the stock exchange bla bla..
Of course you cannot reject
And you definitely don't want to add
But how is possible to avoid when you see him daily.
Letih betul la..

Tahajud Cinta

Sana sini hot about this drama, i pun nak tumpang sekaki komen since sampai ada fan page Kami Pelajar Jordan membantah tayangan drama Tahajjud Cinta.  I hardly watch Malay drama..memang hardly and these days i only opted for CSI or the Food Network channel.  The first episode was damn boring tahap 0 darjah celcius laa..After 20minutes, i was already in my car keluar cari angin with the kids. Then came the second episode, boring gak i was practically searching other channels. But now every week mesti tengok.  


Eman Manan memang cukup charisma laa orangnya, lakonan mantap ada kelas! Thumbs up sampai my mom naik menyampah tengok dia. Expression great! Erma found the right pelakon, same goes with Seri, lupa minah tunyer nama apa Fatimah. Fuziah Ghaous tah.... I know lots of people yang blacklist this movie because reason diaorang, main pakai guna hadis seolah2 mempermainkan hadis, then ada plak blog yang cakap this drama potrays a bad image of Islam, shows Islam yang mundur, misconception about polygamy, menunjukkan sikap tak baik ustaz-ustaz pondok, menghina orang berpurdah, orang bukan islam have bad impression about Islam.  


Come on laa people, its just a drama.  Drama ni pun rasanya 98% orang melayu laa yang tengok, bangsa lain tak kuasa sangat nak tengok rasanya, diaorang pun tak paham hadis tu apa.  And siapa suruh dok proses hadis yang si Eman cakap tu! Ni laa masalah orang Islam Malaysia, banyak sangat menghukum dari melihat dari segi yang positif.  


For me Erma is actually drilling down on issues yang kadang-kadang orang tak perasan, its shows how women are mentally tortured, macam mana some women ditakut-takutkan oleh husband diaorang or sexually abuse even by their husbands.  Drama ni menunjukkan women kena belajar, educate herself so that women tak follow husband yang sonsang membabi buta.  Know your rights, berapa banyak bangsa kita bercerai every day? And also jangan terlalu taksub dengan orang-orang yang bertitle 'orang ugama' sebab kadang-kadang they make mistakes too. Then Erma goes on digging on what are the rights of wives andai kata dimadukan.  So those yang rasa nak bermadu pikir-pikir laa its not that easy. And dia go on by showing, semua orang ada perasan nak cinta and ada nafsu regardless u alim ke tak.  Its normal laa tu, feelings are given by God. Apa nak marah pulak kalau wanita berpudah nak bercinta. Salah ke?? Ada gak yang siap quote dalam blog ""mana ade lelaki yg nakkan hantu bungkus" menyamakan org bertudung dgn hantu bungkus".  Adoi payah laa kalau every sentence kita nak ulas satu-satu sebagai menghina, tu cuma halwa dalam cerita ni. Watching this drama doesn't make me think orang bertitle agama semua macam dalam filem tu.  Tak pernah langsung terfikir Islam tu buruk.  Cetek betul laa mind kita kalau fikir macam tu.  Itu laa, Islam ni tak sempit, yang dok sempitkan agama Islam is the people sendiri!


Nak kasi thumbs up to Erma sebab berjaya move on to another platform in the film industry.  Kalau tak balik-balik cerita orang kaya yang jahat tindas si miskin, cinta tak sama taraf, anak derhaka kat mak bapak, rempit sana sini, hatu raya terbang sana sini..yang kita dah boleh tahu ending.  All those drama/films yang negative sebab dok feed the Malay brains with the same thing yang lama-lama majoriti dok rasa kalau jadi orang kaya jahat.  Orang kaya je tak sembahyang itu, biar miskin tapi baik.  Itu yang buat bangsa kita slow, negative vibes surrounded je all the time.  Anyway yang dok komen tak OK pun sibuk dok tengok gak so kiranya OK laa filem tu he he he.. Salam Sabtu semua...lets ceriakan weekend kita dengan famili kita.

Ragam Bazaar Ramadhan

Every year i will go to Bazaar Ramadhan. Syok terasa kemeriahan! Actually lebih syok jamu mata! Usually i went there for kuih although at home my mom prepares kuih mesti pergi jugak. Gatal nak merabih duit kot hehehe..


Budget nak beli rm5 end up jadi rm7, budget rm10 jadi rm20. Nasib baik laaa lauk pauk home cook, kalau my mom tak stay with me tah berapa sen la satu hari habis. Of course kuih yg dibeli tak sama dengan kita buat right. Kalau buah melaka, mak ai punya laa hijau pekat. Dah tu besar bola ping pong, kalau yg sendiri comel je. Kadang2 gula melaka pun tak cair. Emm..pekara biasa right.


My all time faves would be tepung pelita. Cannot miss. Seminggu mesti 2-3 kali beli. But this year, didn't go anyway coz its way too jammmmmmmmmmmmmm for me to stop at any bazaar. Tu kira out from the office at 4:30. If i'm lucky i'll reach at 5.45 otherwise jawabnya 6++. So this year my hubby laaa i kerjakan suruh beli since the bazaar right infront of his office Anyway today nak share few stories yang pernah i or my family member experience.



Scene 1 at Bazaar yesterday:
Hubby pointing out at Samosa
Hubby: Berapa satu?
Seller: Empat puluh sen
Hubby: Bagi 2.
Seller: Tak boleh kena beli 3
Hubby: 3 berapa? RM 1?
Seller: Tak RM1.20
Hubby: Ler sama la tu 40 sen satu, saya nak 2 je
Seller: Tak boleh kena beli 3 juga
Hubby: Ha...(terdiam) and walk away


Same thing happened to me at Jalan Tar last year nak beli otak-otak,  nak beli 3 tapi kena beli 10 jugak, harga sama. Mungkin diaorg expect terjual semua kalau tak cukup number tak terjual rugi..tah laa but for me seolah menolak rezeki. Kalau yang nak beli tu hidup bujang sorang takkan nak makan 10 sorang-sorang.


Scene 1 on 1st day:
Hubby: Handing out money.. RM4
Seller: Sorry abang takdak duit kecik
Hubby: Laa..camana ni
Seller: Abang pi tukar dulu laa
Hubby: (dah nak piss off)
Hubby: RM0.20 ada?
Seller: Ada
Hubby: Mai sini, ni seringgit!

Macam macam...

Well some pix from google...

http://kampungboycitygal.com/2008/09/bazaar-ramadhan-taman-tun-dr-ismail/

I Hate Cooking

In reality i hate cooking. Tak kisah whatever food. Kalau masakan melayu lagi laaaaaaaaaaa
rasa sungguh leceh dan remeh..Preparation 1-2jam, makan 10 minutes dah lega dalam perut. I feel time wasted only that i love home cooking. Rendang, lontong, laksa yum yum..Untung sebab my mom stayed with me so i got to enjoy her cooking everyday..jangan jeles ye

Ni semua ada kena mengena dengan satu senario masa kat kampung about 26 years ago..approx masa i 10-12years la.
Talking: Kedah dialect
Scene: 3-4men came to my grandma's house for tea with my uncle.
I was sitting at the stairs. After 20mins...begins
My uncle@Pak Besaq: Ni takdak ke ayaq untuk tetamu kita
My aunty: Ada, baru nak bawak mai. Serving them tea (went off to watch tv afterwards)

Pakcik@tetamu1 my uncle: Kopi takdak ka, ha tu anak dara (pointing at me), pi buat sat

Me: (memang jenis tak suka orang suruh) Sorry, taktau buat kopi

Pakcik@tetamu1 my uncle: Ha? Apa ni anak dara taktau buat kopi

Me: (yang suka menjawab, quite rude bila ingat balik) Awat?

Pakcik@tetamu1 my uncle: Tak boleh buat menantu laa macam ni

Me: (dalam hati...tolong laaaa anak dia dah laa gemuk, hitam, hodoh..sapa nak? mulut aku dasyat zaman2 muda)

Me: Takpa nasha cari orang yang tak suka minum kopi, dia minum milo je

Pakcik@tetamu1 my uncle: (kerek tak nak mengalah) Orang pompuan kalau taktau buat minum makan, tak payah kawin la (sarcastically)

Me: about to answer when Tok cut it short..."nah nah ayaq kopi, dia budak lagi taktau buat kopi"


Deep down in my heart..
Jauh disudut hati..eh bukan ke deep down my liver?hehehe...
I was thinking ..(sekolah rendah ni)..isteri ni good for masak je ke?
I felt geram, annoyed, repelled..macam2 laa..wuyooo masa ni dah ada ciri2 activist wanita aku rupanya!
well from that moment onwards i vowed not to COOK for men! Mampus (pardon me) laa aku nak cari laki yang makan luar yang take me for who i am ..if i tak cook pun takpe, i want a man yang can please me..it must be a highway road for me bukan jalan sehala.


Jeng Jeng..rupanya allah makbulkan doa. I got a hubby yang tak kisah whether i cook or not.
Lucky him, my mom cooks!
Tapi these days my ego starts to fade just because of one handsome prince..siapa lagi kalau bukan anak bujang trang tang tang i...just because he's a picky eater.. i tried to cook I buatkan cookies for him and from there i kept on browsing blogs cari recipe..alih2 i terjumpa banyak blog yang murah hati mensharekan recipe diaorg..siap dengan gambar which makes me terliur. From these bloggers, i was ginger up!


I dah start baking..insyallah if god permits i want to start cooking...I get tickled pink seeing my kids eat up my cakes, cookies!


And since i BARELY COOK, whenever i cook walaupun just for breakfast such as sausage, scambled egg, baked beans, wedges which all those comes from fridge yang mana i just toss it around pun makes my hubby appreciate! itu yang best tu. So my vivid memory of that pakcik will soon masuk longkang.

Ni some of the webs yang i selalu jengah cari recipe..
They always update their blog so senang taktau direct ask..


Kudos to these people who took extra effort to share the recipe, their honest comments and pictures.

http://www.bisousatoi.com/

http://dairimama.blogspot.com/

 

http://salam2benua.blogspot.com/

http://www.tiffinbiru.com/

http://citarasawan.blogspot.com/

http://topsyturvymum.blogspot.com/

ni i belum try any of the recipe, baru terjengah her blog. Hopefully will receive good feedback

Oh Iphone

Its always nice to have new phone. New gadget, up todate, in trend but yang tak syoknya you have to import semua mak nenek dalam phone lama ke phone baru!  I have almost 1500 contacts.  Banyaknya manusia aku kenal hahaha.  


And the thing is with IPhone, it does not communicate well with other phones! Ni laa canggih sangat sampai orang keliling tak boleh communicate!


Siksanya jari ngan otak ni bila nak transfer guna simcard dah tak boleh since sim card different size!!!
Bluetooth nak transfer contact, shit tak boleh jugak.  Not compatible.  Google punya goole, old phone contact kena jadikan csv..  Adoi.  Naik jam kepala ni kejap.


Phone lama nokia, so pakai pc suite then transfer contact masuk MS Outlook then open ITune, synckan with Iphone.  My customer data dalam excel..lagi penat ni, transfer ke csv file, then export ke MS Outlook, then open balik ITune, synckan lagi..I've been doing since 10.40 till now!!! almost 4 hours.  Lembab ke apa aku ni...Rasa nak muntah pun ada.  What a day!


Then open gmail, my bro send email.  Iphone 5!
Baru je terkial2 nak guna Iphone last2 dah keluar version baru...sot ba ro je laa..


Nasib baik arini gi gym..cergas sket minda.


Scene Last Nite:
My son baru perasan i changed new phone
Iman: (looking at my phone) Mummy, wow...why your ipad is so small?
Me: Terrorkan mummy! 
Iman: Iman nak take picture Mummy
Me: Nope..
Iman: Please, satu je
Me: OK (Iman snap snap)
Me taking back
Iman: Iman nak main bird tu mummy, please please..
Me: nope, get the bigger ipad!
Iman: Iman suka Mummy punya, small ipad
Me: NOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My hubby said no more buying phone for me if this one pun kong..dah 4 phone dia beli..mana tak hangit dia!

berjanggut nak synckan dia!

Bersih Or Not To Bersih

Actually i malas nak comment about this..it cramps my blog but i wanna have some say..i pun orang Malaysiakan. Tak kisah laa if our views berbeza tak mesti tak boleh duduk makan semeja kan.


Malas nak comment so kenapa perlu comment?  Perlunya sebab all plans for the weekends kena call off just because of the road closure.  I can't bring my kids to KLCC park for a brisk morning walk, i can't go for swimming class.  My kids can't go and see their grandparents.  I can't visit my grandma.  My dental appointment has been cancelled.  Even Iman punya PTD punya cancelled! Tak boleh pi tengok SSF sale.  And i'm late to work sebab banyak road blocks in the morning!!!! Tu yang geram ni..nak luah kat si Ambiga, dia sibok dengan Ismail Omar.  So sapa nak diluahkan?  Blog laa kan..


Orang yang organise Bersih ni paham tak this event can be intimidating for some.  My friend sampai nak go and buy rice incase declare darurat.  My solution for her?  Call DOMINOS pizza hehehe.  See some even have that kind of thinking so which means Bersih ke tak tu?  Does the "Bersih" itself carry justice to its definition?


I googled just now about what is the objective of Bersih.  In short as i read it "Newer version known as Bersih 2.0, it is still a coalition of non-governmental and civil society organisations that are collectively campaigning for clean, free and fair elections. (It is not a movement to defeat the incumbent government or one to support the election of the opposition.)"

Generally the objective is well presented.  Tapikan is it trully necessary to strike a demo simply for this reason? Tak cukup telus lagi ke pilihan raya kita sekarang? Rasanya kalau tak telus, PAS takde laa memerintah Kelantan selama tu.  Takde laa dapat PAS takluk Kedah, DAP takluk Penang, PKR takluk Selangor.  If that tak cukup telus, i wonder apa yang dinamakan transparent? Let me guess, when BN retires..then its called telus :-)

Tak berapa ingat tahun bila but agak2 12years back i jadi budak kira undi. At 4.45am, we went to pilihanraya centre, kat Ampang. Dewan apa tah yang on the way to Kg Melayu Ampang rasanya Kg Datuk Haron kot.  We went to get the black box, documents macam2 laa...  Kira buku undi ada berapa.  Kertas undi ada berapa to tally with the documents given.  Siap kena sign to confirmkan.  Polis jadi saksi again to ensure numbers tally. Then we were off to the polling station.  Yang pasti ada police escort.  Satu police naik same car and another trailing at the back of our car.  Serious betul pak police ni, senyum pun tak.  Rasa macam bawa duit pulak siap ada escort..i think SPRM takut orang hijack kami. At 7.00am dah ada kat sekolah.


Macam2 ragam orang tulis undi..i love serving the elderly..macam2 style diaorang ni, ramah.  Ada yang siap bawa kuih lagi untuk kitaorang.  Satu pakcik ni lagi best tanya i "Pakcik ni nak kena pangkah yang mana? Pakcik lupa laa tadi, yang dacing ke yang bulan. Tadi budak tu dah bagitau..tapi pakcik lupa". Hahahahaha...Jawapan? Mesti ethical "Pakcik pangkah je laa gambar yang kalau pakcik nampak pakcik suka!  Tapi mesti dalam kotak ye"  One time ada blind person datang. So yang boleh tick the sheet cuma ketua pengundi only lepas tick, yang escortkan the blind person boleh confirmkan usually sedara dia la.  Tak cukup telus ke?


Come to time nak kira undi, we will ask at least 1 representative from each party to attend.  Kalau tak salah paling ramai 3 per party allowed.  So dalam room tu ada 1 pak police, 2 budak kira undi, ketua pengundi, dan representatives from each party.  Satu lagi pak police dok luar bilik.  Ketua undi informs the rules, how we calculate and etc to all. The box will then be opened and all the kertas undi were spread onto a basket.  So i start angkat kertas undi and bacakan "1 UNTUK BULAN" OR "1 UNTUK DACING" OR "1 UNTUK BENDERA" OR UNDI ROSAK.  Once baca, i will turn the sheet and show to the reps for them to verify.  Macam ajar anak kita read flash card.  Betul-betul flashkan depan mata representatives. They're sitting about 4 feet away.  Once done, i pass to my partner yang akan put the sheet on the basket belonging to either the parties or undi rosak.


Incident-incident masa verify the undi tu memang a bit kelakar especially bila masa ada undi rosak.  When i say out loud UNDI ROSAK, kalau pangkah tu belongs to BN, their reps will just nod and say Ok, agreed.  Tapi bila pangkah tu belongs to other party, macam2 style they want to check.  The reps will come forward and touch the sheet incase ada glue purposely placed on the sheet or any sticker stick on sheet ke tak.  I'm not making it up..honestly this is what came out from their own mouth. Siap pegang kertas undi against the light incase the ink was falsely placed onto the sheet or saja2 kertas di scribbled. I'm not a BN supporter nor any other political supporter so please don't judge me based on this humorous writings.  Not bias, I'm just sharing my own experience ye.


Once the counting done, the box will be sealed and stamped. Masa tu guna stamp merah yang kena bakar dengan lilin tu. Lepas tu box diikat..masa tu semua reps himpit keliling to make sure undi tak terkeluar dari peti ..siap ada yang tarik2 tali box incase kami tak ikat properly.  Sampai si pak polis suruh bagi laluan for us to habiskan kerja kami.  About 10pm, we were escorted back to the centre.  The box will then be open infront of the same reps again and ketua pengundi akan bacakan total counts from each parties.  The reps are there to ensure the counts are registered correctly.  Once all parties agree, count will be flashed onto the big screen. By that time it was nearing to midnite.  Itu kira dah bagus sebab polling station kami semua counts tally.  No need to recalculate.  Mana place yang tak tally, masak laa jawabnya.  We went back at 4am.  Imagine almost 24 hours keja, naik juling biji mata.  Badan pun dah nak keluar macam2 bau.  Makan dapat 3 kali, breakfast lunch and dinner.  Allowance? Tak sampai RM100, rasanya RM70 kot..bila dapat? 6 months later.  So tell me sapa yang kena discriminate? Yang buang undi ke yang kira undi?  Bak kata Nabil, lu pikir laa sendiri.  Patutnya BERSIH tu tambah sket.."Increase allowance untuk orang kira undi".  Ambiga, please put this in your agenda.


It was quite an experience for me.  An interesting one which i will keep it neatly in my brain slot for a long long time.  So for someone yang dah go thru the whole process i feel proses pilihanraya ni HANYA AKAN JADI TIDAK TELUS DAN PENIPUAN berlaku JIKA
a) 2 pak polis yang escort
b) Reps dari semua party BN/DAP/PAS/PKR/BEBAS or apa2 yang bertanding
c) Ketua pengundi
d) 2 orang tukang kira undi
item a) hingga d) berkomplot dan sama2 menukar undi menjadikan milik parti yang membayar mereka-mereka ini.


Itulah my conclusion.


Sapa yang layak for me berdemo dijalanan? Orang2 yang betul2 tertindas.  Example? Orang2 yang rumah2 terbengkalai..yang dok bayar bank 4-10 tahun beratus ringgit sebulan and rumah tak juga siap2.  For me these people should go for a BIG STRIKE.  Sebab?  Its really affecting their life.  What they earn.  Korang gi demo, mintak government change the housing rules.  If i'm a politician, i will help these people.  Kesian, sebulan bayar rumah RM400, bayar rumah sewa lagi..last2 takde duit nak bayar kena blacklist.  Developer yang sapu duit diaorang dok sibuk build houses nak tipu orang lain lagi..Ni semua confirm TELUS punya corruption sebab rumah tak siap but bank release loan to DEVELOPER. Sapa makan duit?  Emm..lets get tv presenter "Kalau gaharu cendana pula...yang investigate .


Setakat BERSIH tu apa yang akan help us directly kalau kita join?  Tell me?  Unless you are thinking about campaigning for your own self next pilihanraya.  Itu logic laa kalau join. Buatnya u join and kena tangkap polis, dah ada record dalam kes polis.  U think the organiser will come and help you later?  Bullshit laa..in real life, no money no talk dude. Kalau takde bau-bau bacang dengan organiser takyah laa.. BUT If u think Bersih can produce wonders for your life and your love one, please join them.  If u baru tengah dok pikir sekarang apa yang you akan dapat, then dok rumah tengok ASTRO la.  Demo pasal channel ASTRO yang kita bayar lagi bagus.


Always think before act.  Sapa rugi? orang kita juga mostly.  
I rest my case.


Good nite semua...jangan emo ye kalau kita berbeza pendapat :-)


Oh last one..i kept wondering over and over again..kalau nak demo jalan, tempat yang selalu diguna tak lain dan tak bukan masjid negara/jalan tar.  Eemmm....kenapa tak pernah demo di ikea? bukit bintang area?  di petaling street? kenapa ek?? 

Asyik Asyik Lupa..does it got to do with Age?

Scene 1:

Bapak: Nampak remote astro?
Me: Tak, tengok celah sofa
Bapak (searching all the sofa)
Bapak: Takdak, tu la bila dah tengok letak merata (grumbling..)
Me: Atas meja makan kot
Bapak went to the dinner table
Still searching..after 5minutes
Slowly walk and stand beside me, looking down at me


Bapak (Showed me the remote)
Me: Ha kat mana jumpa?
Bapak: Giggling...dekat sini..showing me.
dalam lipatan kain pelikat dia!!!!

Scene 2:
Me: nampak spec nasha dak?
Mak: mana nasha letak?
Bapak: Tu! (pointing with his mouth)
Nasha: Mana?
Iman: Mummy, its on your nose!
Daaa...i'm wearing it rupanya!


Scene 3:
On my out to the car park. Frantically searching for my
parking card. Damn dah keluar sharp sharp boleh pulak card
parking hilang. Dalam beg takde, dalam keta takde, call my friend
to check on my table, takde. Check celah kerusi keta takde..eeiii...sure jam nanti
Pikir punya pikir.its hanging around my neck! Its attached together with my id card
Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh toinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


DOES IT EVER HAPPEN TO U??

Berapa Sen Lagi Daa

RM2.90 ron97 naik lagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii oh tak tertahan macam ni!


Tak sampai ½ year naik RM1.00 perghhhhhhhhhh arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Masa dulu RM50 I can use for weekends ride, sat and sun


Then it became RM50 till Friday


So I top up another RM10, RM60 I can still use for weekends ride, sat and sun


Then it became RM60 only till Friday


Now??? Mana tahan ini macam ler..RM70 till Friday x 4 = RM280
or cannot i have to use on weekend so have to be RM80 X 4 = RM320


My tol = RM2 + RM1.60 + RM1 (GO) + RM1.60 = RM6.20 X 25 = 155


RM475 grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr aummmmmmmmmmm
Tu pun sbb my ride ni economical punya ride if nottttttttttt...